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Cats & Plants — Houseplants Lover T-Shirt Two of life’s greatest joys, one small problem: the cat is convinced every plant is a salad bar and every pot is a beanbag. For the household where the monstera and the menace coexist in chaotic harmony. If your soil keeps mysteriously ending up on the floor, consider…
Emotional Support Plants — Houseplants Lover T-Shirt Therapists are wonderful. So are twelve pothos, a fiddle-leaf fig, and a snake plant that asks nothing of you but the occasional splash of water. For the plant person whose leafy roommates quietly do more for their mental health than most people manage. Deadpan, relatable, and — if…
Grow Through It — Houseplants Lover T-Shirt Grow through what you go through — the plant-nerd pep talk you didn’t know you needed, with just enough dark-botanical edge to keep it cool. For anyone who’s been repotted by life a few times and kept unfurling new leaves anyway. A quiet reminder that slow growth still…
Just One More Plant — Houseplants Lover T-Shirt “Just one more plant,” you said — three nurseries and a windowsill colony ago. This one’s for the collector whose idea of self-control is buying a slightly smaller pot. It’s the entire houseplant hobby in four honest words, plus a promise nobody — least of all you…
Monstera Deliciosa — Houseplants Lover T-Shirt The plant that started it all, rendered in timeless vintage-botanical style. Those iconic split leaves are basically the houseplant world’s logo. For the aesthetically-minded plant lover who appreciates a design as considered as their shelfie — understated, elegant, and endlessly giftable. No punchline required. Printed to order on a…
Plants & Naps — Houseplants Lover T-Shirt A curled-up cat, a single monstera leaf, and absolutely nowhere to be. The introvert’s perfect weekend, drawn in one clean, unbroken line. For the plant person whose ideal Sunday is watering the pothos and then joining the cat for a well-earned nap. Cozy, minimal, and dangerously relatable. Printed…
Professional Plant Killer — Houseplants Lover T-Shirt Some people have a green thumb. You have a résumé of succulents that didn’t make it — and the honesty to admit it out loud. For the serial overwaterer, the forgetful mister, the optimist who buys a fern every single spring. Own the black thumb with pride; the…
Propagate Good Vibes — Houseplants Lover T-Shirt Snip, root, repeat — good energy spreads exactly like a pothos cutting in a jar on the windowsill. A botanical pun with an actual heart. For the plant friend who always has a cutting to share and a compliment to match. Positivity, propagated one leaf at a time….
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